Get Banned From Google - A How To Guide
Are you tired of receiving traffic from your website? Do you cringe at the notion of seeing your website in Google's search results? Would you like to know how to rid yourself of this once and for all? Without further ado, here's a list of sure fire ways you can get thrown out of the Google index faster than Gary Busey in a bar.
Hide your text. Include huge amounts of keywords on your page, but make your text the exact same color as your background. This way, the search engines can read the text from the source code, but humans can't see it.
Buy as many inbound links as possible. Purchase links from high ranking sites and downright seedy ones; either way, Google may eventually find you and kick you out. Barring that, your competitors may squeal on you, too!
Set up shop on link farms. These are websites designed solely for the purpose of exchanging links for more links or money. They have zero value and are constantly devalued and/or deindexed by Google. If you want out, this is a great way to do it!
Cloaking. Similar to hiding text, cloaking is the process where you offer the search engines a different version that what humans will see. You can do this by creating redirects using javascript, which redirects humans, but not search engine spiders.
These four black hat methods will get you evicted from the Google index. It's really just a matter of time. Rather than wasting time on these efforts, focus on creating quality content for humans, and the rest will follow.
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